K, I've left the emp kill on top of the page for long enough now... everyone click here to compare jazz music to punk :)

A monumental event in Shadow Council History occured tonight!
60-ish SC family members logged on for our first ever non-cockblocked attempt at Emperor Ssraeshza!

Let's allow the pictures to tell the story, shall we?


A look into the chamber...


Engagement!


The crowd control team did excellent work!


A close up of that fuckin' Gimp!


Anyone for snakeskin boots?

Here's da loots. I'm not making links to the items this time becasue it's past my bedtime. You can
go look this shit up somewhere else if you care:

Grats to Incon on his new Mace of Confusion!
Grats to Squillari on his new Ssrashzaen Blood Cord!
Grats to Bignbad and Morenfin each on Azaliil's Ring of Analogies!
Grats Traeh on his new Sword of Ssraeshza!

A special note to the world:

You tried to fuck us. You steamrolled us. You cockblocked us. You used your
pet GM to screw us. You sat in the chamber and lagged us. You lied to us.

But, in the end, after all is said and done... YOU COULD NOT STOP US.

And you never will.

Cheers.

No problem Senn! Here are two more for peeps to enjoy!






Mew.
Senn - 7/22/03


Thanks Incon :)

Or do they?
Senn - 7/22/03


from www.sinfest.net. It just seems so appropriate :|

Chipp is hiding from a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, a creature so mind-bogglingly stupid that it thinks that if you can't see it, it can't see you either. (Never heard of the beast? Do yourself a favor and read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Don't forget a towel.)

Smit.. well.. apparently, Smit is just cross-dressing as a gnome.

Squillari actually did something most of us only WISH we could do in-game.... pissed on a gnome. If that's not worth the front page, I don't know what is.

Our members discuss and mock the virtues of rap .. umm... I was gonna say "rap music" but thats sort of an oxymoron. Let's leave it at "rap."

Oh yeah, and before I forget, we killed someone who REALLY needed to die. You can see his corpse right beside Tallon Zek in the following photo :)

You've seen Shrek right? Well apparently Haysoos is under the same curse as whats-her-face. Either that or he's taking cross-dressing to a whole new level. Dude, when people say "Damn, she's so fine" they ain't talkin' about you.

Thanks go out to freelance photographer Kydar for the the camerawork. :)

Oh, what fun we had tonight!
First off, here's a picture of a local fashion victim. I'd like you to pay special attention to the mining cart in the background though...
(Also a pic of the Hulk, which I'll explain later...! Don't change that channel!)


Ok, so its a cart, a carrot-man, and the hulk. So what? My teleprompter is telling me to move on to the cart... Our correspondant at the scene managed to take this photo with a hidden camera.


... yes it was! We had to call the fireman to come with his ladder and a net! (aka Shaman with the Grow spell..)

Not to be left out, we had some copycat criminals who probably just wanted their 30 seconds of fame on the front page.. :)
.... poser! You didn't even get stuck.
At least rogues can get out of these things on their own... yay masks!

Another Fashion Victim

Just put the Vial of Prismatic Dye down lady, and back away slowly.... (name not shown to protect the insane)

The Hulk Explained


no comment.

PS. We also killed Arch Lich with Reavers of Fate, Squill got his surname removed (you should ask him about it if you don't know :)), and we got some key pieces. Grats to those who got stuff, but its not entertaining enough to rate photos, sorry! :)

Maybe its just me, but this seems like some great Penny-Arcade style humor right here...


Our druids comment on the new "Can we collect your system spec's?" dialog box. At least I think that's what they're commenting on :)


Oh yeah. And we killed enough dragons today to keep us all in Dragonbone Toothpicks and Drakeburgers for about a year. I'd tell you which dragons, but then I'd have to kill you.