Quick update tonite.

Took Down THO. Unfortunately I was still working at the time, so no SS's, but he did drop this:


Grats Fragle on the Veil!

We moved on to NToV and Lord Kreizenn. Someone ganked the loot too fast for me to get SS >:( he did drop this stuff though




Grats Septum on Kreiz Flame, Cyann on Dawncaller and Sigga on the Silver Disk!



Grats Lineyal and Maxvollar (from Reavers of Fate) on the sirensongs!

Grats Lady M on 2 kills!



It was a moral victory for this poor decrepit dragon



Grats Mojo on Gaunts and Angeliz and Jerred on the orbs!

GG positioning




Grats Stuters on Leggings and Cyann "Uber Faerie Dorf" on the Helm!

Afterwards we killed Klandicar and got Angeliz a ST key. Grats all!

Button-up boxers: Wear them, Love them or end up like this...
So I woke up late this fine morning, and it's garbage day so I go out to bring the garbage can back in. I happened to be wearing some pretty large shorts, about 4 inches on the waist larger than what I usually wear and didn't have a belt on at the time, as I had just woke up. Anyways, I walk outside to go bring the garbage can in. I'm barefoot, so I'm hoppin and scotching around trying to avoid rocks and such and just like that my shorts slip down to my knees. I scramble a bit, trying to avoid rocks and regain my composure, but out of the corner of my eye I see someone walking down the street.

I then begin to ponder my options. A. Pull up my shorts and run back inside B. Act like nothing happened and not even acknowledge the person eyeing me. Well I went with option C; this is the "Cool Guy" approach. I gave one of those 'heads up', you know the ones you give to someone that you don't quite know too well, but want to give them some acknowledgement, kind of like a half nod. Anyway, so I give this half nod and with a grin I say,"So, ya like what see?" and her response was,...Actually before I go on I need to shed some more light on this. Folks, I'm from Utah and it was about 29/30 degrees this particular morning and I wasn't the most coherent person. She responds with a giggle,"Little(emphasis noted) too early for me hon."

I got a perplexed look on my face, not quite understanding what she just said. So I look down and gasp! That's right folks, no button up boxers. Was like having a little window right to my crotch. One quote from a great comedian comes to mind:"It hides like a frightened turtle." I stumble again, reacting to what just happened and then it hits me! Plan A! I tried to respond while yanking my shorts up and I'm sure it came out something like a stuttered vomit.

Moral of the story - Button up boxers, don't be caught without them! And 99% of the time Plan A is > Plan C.

So we killed tunare today. Did really well at first, had some trouble with Ail (floats like a butterfly stings like a bee!) but we regrouped and smoked this sorry excuse of a God!

ranja so powa~






Grats Daisan and Telloran on Branches, Phaerun on the Flamberge, Taryan and Micheck on the BP's and Caroon on the belt!

We also killed Talendor, yay? err YAY! He dropped some stuff that someone got.

I'd like to take this time to give you some insight on what goes on in SC. I call this TMI section.

We decided to get off our collective ass and kill something. We set out for our local Dorf tank's favorite mob, Itraer Vius! I just love to here the shrill cries of a blind dorf :)

Didn't get SS, so using this old one!








Grats Whiteluscious on the insignia, Rorlan on the staff and Kelldor on the range item!

Next up was Rumblecrush and I did get pic of this pile of rocks.





Grats Cyann on the BP, Dirrk on the belt and Bartlot on the neck!

We also killed Doomshade today, grats whoever on whatever!

This being my first update as well as being very, very early in the morning, I can't really think of anything hilarious to say :( So instead, I'll leave you with this. We can all thank Incon for this enlightening short story. Thanks Incon. After watching it I just want to crawl into a corner and roll up into a fetal position, but at the same time the fly techno beats make me want to dance. Trying to do both resulted in a concussion.
Until next time!

Dear fellow traveler,

Do Not Rely On Insecticides To Kill Cockroaches! Let the Shadow Council do this for you!

Insecticides are contact-based solution, i.e. cockroaches are killed only when they come into contact with the insecticides. But over-grown cockroaches are immune to such pitiful attempts of killing them. Only in large doses of insecticide smack down, are these parasites exterminated. Please note, it can be extremely difficult to find a cockroach's hiding place or harborage (resting and breeding place for cockroaches) and to get to it.

Because of this, conventional insecticides are not effective. Chances are, you are only likely to kill cockroaches that you can see and spray insecticides on. You will not reach the big mamma cockroach though and breeding will continue. Unless you are willing to risk you, your pets', your warders', and your loved ones' health and spray insecticides all over your house, the infested areas or harborages WILL NOT be eradicated.

There is only one way to put down a cockroach.





Grats to us on another guild first.

If you too, would like to learn more about cockroaches and how to exterminate them, please see our author of choice. Without Mona Kerby's extensive knowledge of these nasty, vile creatures, we would not be where we are today.

And almost two. This cockroach in a tin can lives on another day.


And we killed Klandicar and Zlandicar in our sleep. Zzzzzzz.

Tunare fell once again to the Shadows^TM, this time dropping 2x Essence of Nature:



Congrats Moraen on the Massive Heartwood Thorn, Alphas on the Braid of Golden Hair, Talamanthalon and Reeborah on the Essence of Natures!

We also killed Lendiniara the Keeper, Rhag`Zhezum and Rhag`Mozdezh.

Saturday comes along, we look for things to kill...The Thought Horror Overfiend was alive and kicking it in the deep, until we came:



Congrats Lowe on the horns, Dare on the helm, Aluu on the orb! 0 for 2 for EER, the son of a gun should drop it every time just for making us cross that god damn invis bridge.

Next up was Tunare, she went down quicker then last time in another flawless victory!



Congrats Stuters on the earring, Alfador on the Essence, Zech on the girdle, and Lineyal on Nature's Melody!

Obligatory invis bridge crossing shot:



Last but not least, the kill shot for THO by none other then yours truly :P

Tunare, goddess of treehuggers has been avoiding us for months now. Our first ever attempt, we clear the whole god damn plane, only to have Tunare disappear on us. Second time, we have the zone crash after clearing over 80% of the zone, the third attempt, we had the server crash.

As you can see, Tunare had been pretty good at evading us but not tonight, she went down, she went down hard. In a flawless victory, Tunare fell to the Shadows^TM.



The loot:



Congrats Bignbad on the girdle, Heilena on the earring, Sonaen on the Braid, and Frutelite on the snare branch.

Gnome Monk!



What's an update without a spoiler...the secret to killing Tunare:



Have a bunch of ogres stomp the wench!