Nothing is more dangerous than a paladin with a map and a plan. So they say anyway... and in the case of some unfortunate victims tonight, it was true... I met this paladin near Ping Fuzzlecutter's tent in West Freeport. He ran off (I think the gnome scared him) and returned very shortly with about 48 guards chasing him, then he zoned like a little kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar. After the guards were done protecting the local populace from the horrors of rats and snakes, they all filtered back to town, except for Sir Lucan (Sir Lucan D'Whatever regards you amiably...) who stayed to chat. Then the paladin came back and ruined the delightful conversation I was having with Lucan. He sent in this shot of his exploits.

Ping Fuzzlecutter made some offhand comment about our heritage so we killed him too. I hope nobody needed any Fuzzlecutter Formula.

Then we moved on to a zone that SC has yet to clear in its entirety... not satisfied to simply stop with the yard trash this time, we moved in to the castle and went straight for the big boys...

LOADING PLEASE WAIT...
You have entered Rivervale.



Damn halfling king isn't good for anything, even dead! But he looked cuter all curled up in a ball like that. We've petitioned that his loot table is clearly broken, but so far no response from the GMs. Damn The Man(tm).

Grats to Caroon on a short sword (now you can destroy that filthy Great Spear of Dawn! woot), Suntzua on a Small Round Shield (we know you always envied the deputies, and even though you weren't there for the faction hit, we saved you a shield. See how much we care? *sniff*), Bartlot on the other Short Sword, and Heilena on the Small Round Shield. Grats Raylene on both the Silver Ring and the Velishoul's Tome Pg.67 (omg! you loot whore!)

Not even the bankers are safe from our wrath! All you shorty-lovers out there can relax: We have indisputable proof that the Goobler family was at the head of the cherry pie smuggling ring, it was just a matter of time before some pie-crazed halfling did them in anyway.

We also managed to bag Ratho Goobler, the shady merchant inside the bank (we have strong suspicions he was involved with the cherry-pie-ring as well), Deputy Antana, and Deputy Sertlin. The halflings now hate us almost as much as we hate them, all thanks to Dare's uber pulling skills.

Your wish is granted.

Then, good deed accomplished, we moved on to seek out similar scum... what name springs to mind? Bouncer Hurd you say? We thought so too... alas, our dreams were quashed, the Kindred Soul Alliance had sent ahead a 49 ranger who managed to steamroll us just as we were buffing and prepping. Maybe we should guildwar on Kindred Soul Alliance now. :) Does anyone know the repop time on Bouncer Hurd? we were jipped. Oh well, we can get him next patch day hopefully.

And, what good day would be complete without a ritualistic killing in the ghost town known as East Commonlands. A Shady Swashbuckler, Bubar, and Sergeant Slate all fell before the mighty Shadow Council.

but we were ripped off on the loot AGAIN! I swear...

Fear us! .. and tune in next week for Haysoos and the Goobler Brigade's terrorization of Kelethin! (Hey, Soos, you promised! You damn well better put it up here too!)