There is something wrong with Verant! They made enchanters far too powerful! The entire guild was charmed by a gnome today and forced against their wills to raid the Plane of Hate. Storming straight on up to the second floor mobs dropped like flies and loot dropped like rain in a desert. In other words, very rarely.

Now, don't let me forget to mention some other interesting things about this gnome that forced us all into hate. Not only does he fancy himself an enchanter, he also beleives he's a girl! Why, the only reason he forced us all up there was to go shopping! Sure enough, as soon as half the place was empty of monsters a Rainment of the Chosen suddenly dropped. Congratulations to our transvestite gnome on his new dress! Now, would one of you ladies please help him with his makeup, if he's gonna crossdress atleast make him look good.