Button-up boxers: Wear them, Love them or end up like this...
So I woke up late this fine morning, and it's garbage day so I go out to bring the garbage can back in. I happened to be wearing some pretty large shorts, about 4 inches on the waist larger than what I usually wear and didn't have a belt on at the time, as I had just woke up. Anyways, I walk outside to go bring the garbage can in. I'm barefoot, so I'm hoppin and scotching around trying to avoid rocks and such and just like that my shorts slip down to my knees. I scramble a bit, trying to avoid rocks and regain my composure, but out of the corner of my eye I see someone walking down the street.

I then begin to ponder my options. A. Pull up my shorts and run back inside B. Act like nothing happened and not even acknowledge the person eyeing me. Well I went with option C; this is the "Cool Guy" approach. I gave one of those 'heads up', you know the ones you give to someone that you don't quite know too well, but want to give them some acknowledgement, kind of like a half nod. Anyway, so I give this half nod and with a grin I say,"So, ya like what see?" and her response was,...Actually before I go on I need to shed some more light on this. Folks, I'm from Utah and it was about 29/30 degrees this particular morning and I wasn't the most coherent person. She responds with a giggle,"Little(emphasis noted) too early for me hon."

I got a perplexed look on my face, not quite understanding what she just said. So I look down and gasp! That's right folks, no button up boxers. Was like having a little window right to my crotch. One quote from a great comedian comes to mind:"It hides like a frightened turtle." I stumble again, reacting to what just happened and then it hits me! Plan A! I tried to respond while yanking my shorts up and I'm sure it came out something like a stuttered vomit.

Moral of the story - Button up boxers, don't be caught without them! And 99% of the time Plan A is > Plan C.

So we killed tunare today. Did really well at first, had some trouble with Ail (floats like a butterfly stings like a bee!) but we regrouped and smoked this sorry excuse of a God!

ranja so powa~






Grats Daisan and Telloran on Branches, Phaerun on the Flamberge, Taryan and Micheck on the BP's and Caroon on the belt!

We also killed Talendor, yay? err YAY! He dropped some stuff that someone got.

I'd like to take this time to give you some insight on what goes on in SC. I call this TMI section.