From the depths of the Western Wastes a rumble eminated that could be heard clear to the Shadows^TM. Klandicar had woken from his sleep and was looking to torment and tease. As the Shadows^TM decended upon the land Klandicar felt no fear. He mocked them for their brazeness and use of focus items... approaching with merely 38 to bring him tumbling to his knees? Fools.

Not only a minute later, Squirrel Nuts© says he heard Klandicar gasp his final breath muttering about those damn Shadows^TM. Squirrel, the proctologist, paused and briefly considered mercy. He thought the better of it, and instead shoved his poker up his rectal cavity introducing Klandicar to his patented anal probe.