What! Necromancers don't get epics! Oh wait, I did. Nevermind! Hey umm, I LOVE YOU ALL *sniff*. What to say? It's just, I never thought it would happen to me. I'm so overjoyed, I think i'd just like to give you all a big hug!

/HUG!

If only my mom could see me now! I'd like to thank the academy, their confidence in me has shown throughout the years, and I just knew they were waiting for this day as much as I was. I'd also like to thank Daist, because without his Wizard i'd have had one hell of a time trying to complete my epic over night. Thanks also go to Penni, god I love that sexy cleric; Senn, who was there to play those extra characters we had logged in to do the rest of the quest with; Moneaone, cause by god he's just fun to punt; and Suntzua, cause haflings are fun to punt too.



Now, the top ten list of things to do with my epic!

• 10. Wave it around like a madman quaking like a duck, chanting Verant pwnz me!
• 9. Snare stuff.
• 8. Golf!
• 7. Bonk haflings on the head.
• 6. Demonic offerings to Cazic-Thule of dwarves.
• 5. DoT myself to death!
• 4. Punt Gnomes!
• 3. Dance with it.
• 2. Direct traffic.
• 1. PLEASURE WOMEN!