It's a bird.. it's a plane... its... an update!
I figured it was about time to stop killing Sunny's bandwidth with a big flash anim [you know, from the HORDES of you who visit this site EVERY 30 seconds.. cut it the hell out! You know who you are!]

errr....

Yeah. So anyway, many world shaking events have transpired since last this page was updated!

• World of Warcraft beta's started [and I still don't have one. Life, you suck]
• Chopsticks explained. Sorta.
• Doom 3 went gold [and I still don't have it. Life, still sucking! The fact that it isn't in stores yet has nothing to do with this.. honestly...]
• Spider-man 2 movie was released
• Isaac Asimov rolled over in his grave. [Actually I liked the movie.. but that doesn't change the fact...]
• Duke Nukem Forever switched to using the Doom3 engine, but then George Broussard did a double take when Doom 3 beat Half-Life 2 to market, and was quoted as saying "What the fuck! Now Doom 3 engine is obsolete, we need to switch to Source engine! Shit! Now we have to throw away the 5 minutes of work we've done in the last 6 months!"
• Voldo dances. Funnier if you've ever played Soul Calibur, but still funny if not :)
• A life form evolved from the stuff in the back of your fridge, and is currently in negotiations for territory. Sadly it is making unreasonable demands about the area under the couch, which the Shelob-ite spider faction is staunchly opposing.
• Man charged with possession of alligator, and of hitting his girlfriend with it. Only in Florida, folks. I can't make this shit up.
• Fallout 3 announced! Rejoice!
• Vorynn posted one complete fabricated news item in a list updated on July 19, 2004. Can you tell which one? Discuss!
• [insert the news story you that you think is more important than the life form in the fridge, here]
• Lastly, from Shrek 2: he's cuter than you, and he knows it! (click to enlarge)
  

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So, I was perusing the old news images folder, and found a couple gems. I present these as Themed Moments in Shadow Council History:

Triumph: (click to enlarge)

Comedy:

A bit o' the old Ultra Violence: (click to enlarge)

Romance:

3 AM Guildchat

MOTHERLAND!!!

Now go drink too much eggnog.

Now is a time to give thanks, so please sit back and allow me to share a few words of knowledge.

This is the time of year I think about what I'm thankful for. I'm thankful that I'm not a young kid
with cancer whose last wish was to spend time with Michael Jackson. Kid's are so stupid.
He should have asked for Paris Hilton, or that whore Christina Aguilera. Either way he would
have gotten his dick sucked.

I'm thankful for when I wasn't home when Scott Peterson called to see if I wanted to go fishing
with him last Christmas.

I'm thankful that when attending baseball games I'm smart enough to not interfere with the game
at play and that my name is not Steve Bartman.

I'm glad I only take cooking tips, not stock tips from my neighbor, Martha Stewart. Here's an
inside tip on Martha; she loves a good fisting, followed by being filled with a half gallon of milk...
and then fisted again till all the milk is pushed out.

I'm glad my sex tape with the Hilton sisters has not been made public. (It's not that exciting. It's just
Nikki laughing and pointing, while Paris rubs my back and assures me it happens to a lot of guys.)
Fuck you Nikki. Your handbags are all crap.

But mostly I'm glad I have you, my loyal Shadow Council guildies. Glad that at the end of the
month after blowing most of your paycheck on lube, donkeys, midget entertainers, you still have
something left over to pay for your EverQuest accounts...

BREAKING NEWS: from the Iraqi Information Minister



Click HERE to see the latest News Update from Baghdad! A little something I cooked up myself.

Drink news:
And for those of you who just can't get enough of that spectacular THANKSGIVING taste.. Click HERE

People have been on my case for an update, so here is what I whipped up! I personally don't think it could be any uglier =P

Remember kids, when visiting Neverland don't allow Ms. Jackson to use these 2 fingers on your chillichute.

Can anyone imagine what will happen when they put this pretty lady behind bars? Its a sad thought.

Not much to say here if you watched the ball game tonight, the picture says it all.

Killed that Exterminator Sutten fellow in Rivervale... with Daisan tanking, he went down after only 40 assassinates (40x32k = a lot of dps! go rogue team), a lot of chain nuking, Raselin's pet, and some pathetic melee damage :)

We estimate him around 1 million hp or so.

And whats this? A naked Priest of Discord corpse.... and who's that wearing his robe and wielding his staff in triumph? Dang, we all thought he was retired :) Thanks for coming out Raselin, it's great to have you around.