Look, up in the sky!

It's a bird.. it's a plane... its... an update!
I figured it was about time to stop killing Sunny's bandwidth with a big flash anim [you know, from the HORDES of you who visit this site EVERY 30 seconds.. cut it the hell out! You know who you are!]

errr....

Yeah. So anyway, many world shaking events have transpired since last this page was updated!

World of Warcraft beta's started [and I still don't have one. Life, you suck]
Chopsticks explained. Sorta.
Doom 3 went gold [and I still don't have it. Life, still sucking! The fact that it isn't in stores yet has nothing to do with this.. honestly...]
Spider-man 2 movie was released
Isaac Asimov rolled over in his grave. [Actually I liked the movie.. but that doesn't change the fact...]
Duke Nukem Forever switched to using the Doom3 engine, but then George Broussard did a double take when Doom 3 beat Half-Life 2 to market, and was quoted as saying "What the fuck! Now Doom 3 engine is obsolete, we need to switch to Source engine! Shit! Now we have to throw away the 5 minutes of work we've done in the last 6 months!"
Voldo dances. Funnier if you've ever played Soul Calibur, but still funny if not :)
A life form evolved from the stuff in the back of your fridge, and is currently in negotiations for territory. Sadly it is making unreasonable demands about the area under the couch, which the Shelob-ite spider faction is staunchly opposing.
Man charged with possession of alligator, and of hitting his girlfriend with it. Only in Florida, folks. I can't make this shit up.
Fallout 3 announced! Rejoice!
Vorynn posted one complete fabricated news item in a list updated on July 19, 2004. Can you tell which one? Discuss!
[insert the news story you that you think is more important than the life form in the fridge, here]
Lastly, from Shrek 2: he's cuter than you, and he knows it! (click to enlarge)

mew